Will: So, I'm wondering if you would like me to pick up a couple of folding chairs in a carry pouch. Home Depot has them on sale for $6.
Me: What would we use them for?
Will: Sitting
Me: I got that bit. But in reality, when?
Will: Video games, outside activities, socializing in the living room, etc.
Me: The living room... I always thought Douglas Adams said to always remember your towel, not a collapsible chair?
Will: Well, you can't sleep under a collapsible chair while drinking Pangalactic Gargleblasters, but at least you can make sure certain aliens can't see you.
Me: Yes dear...
