Folding Chairs and Douglas Adams ~ A VERY Short Play

Will: So, I'm wondering if you would like me to pick up a couple of folding chairs in a carry pouch.  Home Depot has them on sale for $6.

Me:  What would we use them for?

Will: Sitting

Me: I got that bit. But in reality, when?

Will:  Video games, outside activities, socializing in the living room, etc.

Me:  The living room... I always thought Douglas Adams said to always remember your towel, not a collapsible chair?

Will:  Well, you can't sleep under a collapsible chair while drinking Pangalactic Gargleblasters, but at least you can make sure certain aliens can't see you.

Me: Yes dear...